Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Loyalty! ♥


A girl can hug her best friend
tightly and say,"I'm missing my
boyfriend.."

But...

She cant hug her boyfriend and
say"I'm missing my best friend,"
because

There is more"LOYALTY"in
friendship ♥

Sunday, 27 January 2013

India ! :-)

Kya sanjog hai :-)

Rastrapati- Hindu
Uprastrapati- Muslim
Pradhanmantri- Sikh
Rakshamantri- Esaai.

Hindu Muslim Sikh Esaai.
Sabko nachati Italian Bai...!!!

Friday, 25 January 2013

Hug Me = Your Ass :P



Hug me and I'll hug you back, love me and I'll love you back, but if you touch my Smirnoff, I will kick your ass !! :P

Thursday, 24 January 2013

Dream of a Man and :-) of a Woman



                       A Superb line by Nepolean :




"The Dreams of a Man,
&
The smile of a Woman,
Can do Anything in this World"..

:-)


Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Sweet Relation !


A sweet relationship
is that
.
.
.
.
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
when...
"Teri meri banti nahi,
par tere bina chalti bhi nahi..!! :p


JUGAAD ;-)


5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?
China : Mazak Mat Karo.
.
Japan : Namumkin
.
American : Sawaal Galat Hai.
.
UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.
.
Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.
India has all
"JUGAAD". ;-)

Google + Facebook = MOM !


you don't know something? Google it.

you don't know someone? Facebook it.

you don't find something? MOM!

Monday, 21 January 2013

Funda of life ^_*




                               Accept your past with no regrets 3:)

                                    Handle your present with confidence :-)

                                                  Face your future without fear :-O

Thought for a lifetime


Thought for Lifetime to know Relationships :

"If we aren't satisfied with what we are getting..
Just Check out what we are giving.." :)


More, More and More!



When you get little, you want more.

When you get more, you desire even more.

But when you lose it, you realize little was enough!

Sunday, 20 January 2013

Bitch! ♥

No Matter How Classy The
Word "Bitch" may Sound . . .
.
.
.
.
But..

"KUTTI" Kehne mai
jo Mazaa
Hai wo kisi aur baat mai
kaha...;-):-D
=xD

Only for those who are in love ♥

Only for those who r in love... :P
ishq wala love ;)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
kuttay wali zindagi :P 
hahahahahaha xP :P

:(( =xD

Best thing in life ♥





                            The BEST THING in "life" is having a loving partner in your life
                             Who won't walk away in your darkest moments 
                                        And Loves You Exclusively... 

Saturday, 19 January 2013

Mobile haunting in the washroom!



I hate the "Connect your charger" notification,but I never ignore it as the thought of not taking my phone with me in the washroom haunts me :(

Bitch, Please !

You call her a bitch, but you loved that bitch, almost wifed that bitch, miss that bitch, you're just mad cause she's not your bitch anymore! 
                                                                 #BITCH, Please ! :p

Joke !



Boy: UncLe
Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.:)
.
.
.
UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee
PiLaNe
LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
.
.
.
. .
.
.
BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee
PiTe hai:p ;) =D

Uncle Shocks
Boy Rocks \m/ :))

Friday, 18 January 2013

Joke !


Ladka perfume shop per ja ker bola
1 perfume dey do
main appni gf k ghar aaj raat
dinner per jana hai us ko GIFT
dena hai
.
.
1 perfume or dey do us ki sister
bhi bohat hot hai us pe bhi line
marni hai
hmmmmm
.
.
1 or perfume dey do, us ki mom ko bhi
impress karna
hai :D :D
.
.
dinner per jesay hi ladki ka baap
enter howa to ladka ser juhka ker
baith gaya
.
.
GF mujhey nai pata tha k tum itney
shermiley ho =p
.
.
Ladka: mujhey bhi maloom nai tha
k tumharey papa ki perfume shop hai
:D

I'm Single ! ;-)

Dear weather : Don't be so romantic yaar I'm still single :P ;-)



Boss! (: ♥

Look like a Girl, Act like a Lady, Think like a man, Work like a BOSS! (: ♥


Thursday, 17 January 2013

STRONG RELATION :D


WHEN RELATIONSHIP IS WEAK,

Simple words like
Thank You's,
Sorry's,
Welcome's,
Good Bye's,
No Prob's..."
make BIG Difference!

"But when
RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRONG,
"Shut up!
Get Lost,
nonsense,
idiot,
or even go to hell"
will not have any impact!

That's the BEAUTY
OF STRONG RELATION..!!!

Me: I am actually happy right now !
Life: LOL one sec.